If you have seen a UFO and report it to the
police, you can expect many things, ridicule, questions concerning your
alcohol consumption, odd looks from friends, and perhaps a call from a local
newspaper looking for a bit of light news for the next days edition.But
even worse than the preceding events, you may recieve a visit from the dreaded
Men In Black.
The Men In Black have long been associated
with UFO sightings and phenomena. They are reported to have appeared at
the homes of some UFO witnesses shortly after they've reported their
sightings to the police or media, threatening them to keep quiet.
Any materials found relating to a UFO sighting are promptly confiscated.
In some cases they have even knocked on doors of witnesses before they
have told anyone of what they have seen, seemingly knowing everything that
has happened before the witnesses have had chance to sort it all out
in their own heads themselves. The Men In Black deliver their message
in a variety of ways, from direct threats to roundabout
hints, but their message always carries the same dark undertone "Keep your
mouth shut or you will regret it..."The Men In Black are so called because
of their sartorial colour of choice ....black. Black suits, black hats and
black sunglasses.... this intimidating colour scheme extends to their cars--
vintage models of Buicks, Caddilacs or Lincolns. They have been described
as having complexions ranging from olive to grey to dark, with slightly
slanting eyes, speaking in an almost computer-like monotone. Their age is
difficult to determine, since all of them seem to be verging towards middle-age.
They move in a robot like manner, and are perhaps summed up in one word:"odd".
Despite their numerous appearances and incredible powers of intimidation,
finding conclusive proof of the existence of the Men In Black is as slippery
a task as aquiring evidence of the existence of the very UFOs they seek
THE STRANGE PART
The Men In Black definatley seem to be not of
this world. Examples of this can be found in reports of MIBs disintegrating
coins in their hands and inexplicably trying to sing to birds in trees. In
one incident, a MIBsat down on a chair, which caused his trouser leg to rise
up. There apparantly grafted to his leg was a large green wire. In other
cases MIBs are seen crossing muddy fields, yet arrive without a single spot
of mud on them. In the most vicious cold weather they will show up wearing
nothing but a thin coat, oblivious to the deadly chill.
THE USUAL SUSPECTS
In an effort to keep their activities on Earth
quiet, aliens would employ the Men In Black to supress any media attention
to their activities by intimidating eye witnesses of UFOs into fearful
silence. From their inhuman way of moving and their mechanical way of speaking,
the MIBs could be androids, programmed by the aliens involved in the sighting
they are sent supress. Some people think that the MIBs are aliens themselves,
possibly Greys or another race the Horlocks,( a reptilian race without
souls).This would explain their remarkable strangeness around other
Working in conjuction with the aliens, the US
Government would utilize the MIBs and their attendant oddities to supress
reports of UFOs. The Men In Black would be actors instructed to be as odd
and bizarre as possible, thus adding to the already confused and emotional
state of eyewitnesses. The MIBs would be untraceable agents, not linked
to any known governmental institution, thus allowing the "Powers that
be" to keep their hands clean of any violation of human rights.
THE UNUSUAL SUSPECTS
The Planet Sirius
The symbol of the Eye of Horus has been linked
with secret societies in allegiance with the planet Sirius. This same symbol
has been seen on some MIBs, and some Men In Black have said they work for
an organization called "The Nation Of The Third Eye." The role they play
in the plans of the denizens of Sirius is unclear.
If UFO sightings are nothing more than a complete
mental breakdown of the witness involved, then the appearance of the MIB
could be just a continuation of the hallucination, perhaps representing the
witnesses need for punishment and correction.
MOST CONVINCING EVIDENCE
The power of the Men In Black cannot be discounted.
They have been responsible for the cancellation of SPACE REVIEW, a magazine
dedicated to studying flying saucers, and have even gone as far as gassing
an eyewitness during a terrifying interrogation. It is possible that
incontrovertible proof of alien existence does exist, wether it is
photos, videos or actual aliens, but it has been supressed by the ruthless
efficiency of the MIBs. Research has discovered that the lineage of the
Men In Black may go back as far as the Elizabethan age .
MOST MYSTERIOUS FACT
The vintage automobiles of the MIBs are
often illuminated from within by other worldly greenish glows,
and their clothing has a "shiny" alien texture to it that doesn't
correspond to any known fabric on Earth.
If their were truly aliens, with the technology
available to allow them to travel between the stars and capable of wiping
out the memories of abductees, then why would they waste their time sending
loonies in bad suits to knock on doors? Surely a good death ray would
do the trick.