The phenomonen of " black helicopters" is
a relatively new entry into the world of conspiracy, but it is no less ominous
for that. Making their first appearance in the early years of the seventies,
in the US the black helicopters have been theorised to be many things,
none of them terribly comforting.
T he description of the machines by eyewitnesses
is nearly universal: they appear to be sleek state of the art flying
craft, painted a deep black - reportedly to throw off rader tracking-- and
are usually devoid of markings or insignia. They are equipped with
high intensity searchlights, and move through the skies with
a silence thought impossible by todays level of technology. Their activities
are equally inscrutable- while they tend to be spotted in remote areas, small
fleets have been spotted flying across cities. The black helicopters routinely
break FAA regulations by failing to display a n identifying green
light and by flying below minimum height limits.
There have been instances of the helicopters pursuing
citizens. For instance a teenager was chased for 45 minutes by a black helicopter
in Louisiana in 1944, and in a similar case a car was followed down
US Highway 395 in Washington State.Sometimes the black helicopters open fire
on people on the ground. when the crew of the helicopters are seen they are
dressed in black uniforms, appearing as forbidding as the craft they travel
in. Sightings of the black helicopters occur throughout the US, with a curious
focus on Texas and Colorado. When asked about the origin of the airship,local
authourities routinely claim they are Federal government or military
craft. but the military- unsurprisingly- claims to have no knowledge of them.
THE STRANGE PART
Some reports claim the black helicopters are also
capable of shapeshifting, occasionally taking on the form of a flying
saucer.
THE USUAL SUSPECTS
Underground Government Bunkers
The helicopters have been thought to be associated
with massive underground bunkers, constructed for the top echelons of the
US government and military for use should there be an obliterating
global catastrophe. These safe holes for the powerful fall under the aegis
of several secretive US organizations, including the NSA, the
Pentagon and the CIA. FEMA (the Federal Emergency Management Agency), long
suspected to be a front for the New World Order, also controls these
bunkers. The helicopters could be based there, maintaining security
and keeping out curious taxpayers. Also suspected : the Drug Enforcement Agency;
the CIA; Wackenhut Security( used extensively for US government programmes);
and civillian helicopters painted black.
THE UNUSUAL SUSPECTS
The New World Order
The black choppers are feared to be the first
wave of assault in the implementation of the New World Order. Trained in
covert activities, they could merely be waiting for the word to
strike.
Aliens
Black helicopters were often reported in areas
of cattle mutilation and UFO sightings, which suggests a link between
the two type of incident. The choppers could be working in tandem
with the aliens, ensuring their experiments on cattle proceed unhindered,
or could themselves be procuring the unfortunate animals for
their other worldly allies.
Men In Black
Since sightings of the MIBs have dropped off in
recent years, perhaps they've simply traded in their black cadillacs
for the moe refined ride of a matte black helicopter. The appearance
of men in black uniforms aboard the choppers support this theory.Also
suspected: military biological black ops: mass hallucination.
MOST CONVINCING EVIDENCE
In some instances, low flying helicopters
have been reported to disperse a mysterious material that is lethal to small
animals and makes humans terribly ill. In one instance in Nevada in 1995
a farmer lost 13 of his livestock to a black helicopter spraying. Half
a year later vegitation still had not grown back in the area where the spray
had fallen.
MOST MYSTERIOUS FACT
Since 1993 The United States of America has been
in a state of emergency. It has never been revoked since that
time, not even following the end of World War 11. And why should it
be? A state of emergency allows the Preident more power than
he would normally have, as outlined in the Constitution of The United
States. At any time a state of martial law can be declared, suspending
the rights of American citizens - those rights that they believe are
invioable. The black helicopters, apparently answerable to no-one, could
be simply lying in wait for the day when the President tires
of democracy.
SCEPTICALLY SPEAKING
What's most depressing about these all-powerful
machines of death is their complete lack of fashion sense. Black is so 1988.
A nice two-tone blue shade, with perhaps a fashionably ironic smiley face
sticker on the windscreen, could do absolutely loads for their public image.